Dopey Shrove (dopeyshrove)'s status on Thursday, 07-Apr-11 14:53:51 UTC

Dopey Shrove

#nonsequitur Something about you wants to make me rattle some frying pans. You make me want to sing a song about the discounted carpets which lay beneath our feet. Whenever I see you, you make me feel as if a titanium pillowcase has wrapped itself around my raspberry, keeping it fresh with its warm embrace. When you aren't around, I look longingly at the stapler; I regard it as an analogy of the two of us, we sheets of paper, being held together forever. When I come home to your enchanting presence, my kettle whistles, my flower pot dances, and all the milk bottles in the local grocer burst with happiness. Praise be to the great dessert fork in the sky for blessing me with your delightful citrus fruit. I will curdle you until the day I evaporate. I will always be there for you, for as long as we share our yoghurt.