Dopey Shrove (dopeyshrove)'s status on Thursday, 07-Apr-11 13:10:01 UTC
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#nonsequitur All of you, please; put down your croissants! There is no reason for us to do battle upon the breakfast table of power! All we are doing is worsening the situation. Hasn't there been enough marmalade spilt already? We are noble breadwarriors; we have already done what needs to be done. One can never justify violence of such saltiness. We need to come to our senses and simply observe that the toast has dried out and curled at the corners. Not even our creamiest butter can rectify what injustice has been carried out on this day - the holy day of cheese spread.
