Dopey Shrove (dopeyshrove)'s status on Thursday, 07-Apr-11 11:17:35 UTC

Dopey Shrove

#nonsequitur Pie? You give me pie!? When one offers me such pastry-laden glory, I expect it to be filled with liquorice! As this requirement is not met, I am afraid that I must decline your gift. Liquorice is necessary for my galoshes to function in the strawberry fields, as you should know. Without the twinned effort of my limbs and my boots, I cannot walk; hence you cannot have strawberries. What's that? You don't care? I'm afraid this is a very serious matter...