Edge Of Everfree (edgeofeverfree)'s status on Saturday, 23-Apr-11 07:58:35 UTC

Edge Of Everfree Thomas K

@zarkanorf In his wisdom he created man whose purpose was to further his creation of the the pancake. Throughout history man took this gift from the heavens and used it and never questioned it, but then one day there was a man who decided that he loved his pancake but there was something that he felt could make it better. He prayed and then God showed him a vision wherein the pancake was risen up to create holes for the syrup to stay trapped. Thus the waffle was created. This man took this and with a pancake in one hand and a waffle in the other he went forth to preach the gospel of the batter. After traveling in the wilderness for forty years God once again gave him a vision of a place wherein the waffle and pancake could finally come at rest and work together. Thus IHOP was created...