Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jul-13 18:54:31 UTC

Matt

#totw Matt was in bed. Loathing. Loathing his life, loathing his friends, loathing this stupid universe. There was suddenly a knock at the door. He got out of bed to go see who was bothering him during Loathe Hour. He opened the door to see a nervous looking lavender unicorn. Aw, crap. The bookworm, he thought. Out of all of the ponies in this backwater town, he hated Twilight Sparkle the second most. While he did respect her intelligence, he believed she might have some sort of an emotional disorder, and knew that at any moment, Twilight could skitz out and kill a bunch of people. Not that he cared. "What do you want?" he asked, not caring if he sounded rude. "Oh, um... I was wondering if... that is, i mean, if..." Oh god, she's not coming on to me, is she? Matt nearly closed the door right there, when she pulled out a book. "Um, my new autobiography! Twilight: Full Moon. It, uh, details my adventures in friendship. It's uh, only ten bits!" Matt closed the door.