Thomas K (zarkanorf)'s status on Friday, 15-Apr-11 05:00:02 UTC

  1. Thomas K Thomas K

    @bigponymac Pinkie Pie was out on the beach with the Cutie Mark Crusaders because it was field trip day or something. Pinkie Pie was in the midst of eating a tofuhamburger when Scootaloo cried, "Woah! Look at those dolphins!" Pinkie Pie turned her head seaways, noticing two pink masses at sea flailing around far away into the water. Extending her eyeballs right out of their sockets to examine the unknown masses, she dropped her burger in terror as she realized they were two naked apes, swimming for shore. "My Celestia..." Pinkie gasped.

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