Doctor, just Doctor (doctorhooves)

  1. What is the average life span of a pony anyway?

    Thursday, 14-Apr-11 04:39:28 UTC from web
  2. @rainbowdash Yes, sorry. I accidently added an extra 0. Clumsy hooves. I did in fact mean a century.

    Thursday, 14-Apr-11 04:38:57 UTC from web
  3. Oh, uh, OK. If that what you want @moonprincess . I shall try not to pry. But must have been really something to actually go and timelock it. Not that I'm asking of course. I'm sure it would be quit the story. Not that I'm prying...

    Thursday, 14-Apr-11 04:34:41 UTC from web in context
  4. @draggle What? Oh, yes. I suppose it was.

    Thursday, 14-Apr-11 04:32:27 UTC from web
  5. Well I have had the most fascinating day. Yesterday I did a bit of reading at Twilights on the history of Equestria and came across a gap in the history books. The gap took place about a century ago. So I decided to go pay that particular era a visit and found it completely blocked. Most perplexing. Does anybod-... anypony know what could have been happening around a 1000 years ago?

    Thursday, 14-Apr-11 04:27:46 UTC from web in context
  6. @twilight Thanks for letting me use the library. I just finished the last book. The history books are fantastic, but you seem to be missing a chunk of time from around a century ago. Ah well. Let me know if you get any new releases.

    Wednesday, 13-Apr-11 02:33:04 UTC from web
  7. @pinkiepie Oatmeal? Your consulting oatmeal? Oatmeal? I mean, I have spoken with the the Great Slime Princess of Viscous and her 300 prophets, but they were more like grits. Oatmeal?

    Wednesday, 13-Apr-11 02:30:13 UTC from web in context
  8. @twilight Brilliant! I thank you whole heartedly you brilliant pony. I shall let myself in if thats OK. I hope it's OK. Cause I'm already inside now.

    Wednesday, 13-Apr-11 02:26:18 UTC from web
  9. I'm going to be honest here @applebloomsarepetalknives. I am not very good at remembering other peoples relationships. I'm not event sure about my own. I think I'm technically married right now, but it may not count.

    Wednesday, 13-Apr-11 02:23:36 UTC from web
  10. Fair enough @twilight. Now about the chance of using the library...

    Wednesday, 13-Apr-11 02:22:11 UTC from web in context
  11. @pinkiepie Twilight and Big Red becoming a couple. I think they are a couple. Are they? Now I that I think about it no one said couple. Huh... a party may not be in order here. Further inquiries are required.

    Wednesday, 13-Apr-11 02:17:47 UTC from web in context
  12. Well they can't get in so it's fine @epictwo.

    Wednesday, 13-Apr-11 02:15:37 UTC from web in context
  13. Well thats wonderful @applebloomsarepetalknives. I assume Pinkie has already planned a party to celebrate.

    Wednesday, 13-Apr-11 02:12:50 UTC from web in context
  14. Twilight and the big red fellow? I never would have guessed @applebloomsarepetalknives. I always thought he was... welllll... anyway thats great. Good for them. I will be sure to ask next time I see either of them.

    Wednesday, 13-Apr-11 02:06:41 UTC from web in context
  15. Does anypony know if Twilight ever opens the library as a library? I would very much like to go and have a good read. But the place is always closed. What good is a library you can't get into? Books really do like being read. Trust me, I asked.

    Wednesday, 13-Apr-11 02:01:10 UTC from web in context
  16. Good afternoon @epictwo.

    Tuesday, 12-Apr-11 01:52:17 UTC from web
  17. Sadly I don't have much say in the matter @babadingldoo . If I did I would have been a ginger. Though being a dragon does seem like it could be entertaining. Though I think that if I were too big I would have trouble getting in and out of the TARDIS.

    Tuesday, 12-Apr-11 01:50:04 UTC from web in context
  18. I must say that at this point the thing I miss most about my, hrmm, "previous" form is not my fingers. Though I do miss them terribly. What I miss most are my pockets. Pockets. I have no pockets. Saddle bags are fine and all, but they just can't compete the with simple elegance of pockets.

    Tuesday, 12-Apr-11 01:44:23 UTC from web in context
  19. Equestria is filled with so many brilliant creatures! It's amazing! Hydras, phoenixes, DRAGONS! Not to mention the animal incarnations of the Ursas! What an amazing land this is. A biologist could spend an eternity trying to figure everything out. Though I do have to admit that natures inability to take care of itself is a bit dis-concerning...

    Saturday, 09-Apr-11 03:33:17 UTC from web in context
  20. @pinkiepie I would be honored.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 03:22:23 UTC from web in context
  21. @epictwo I will just let everyone in the back door.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 01:57:01 UTC from web
  22. @halfheart Notes on mass drivers? Sure, I have a book about it somewhere around here. I remember making one for a school project. Only mine had particles smashing into one another at multiple points in time simultaneously. I think I got a C on that one.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 01:46:59 UTC from web in context
  23. Ok, it seems that you ponies are set on having a party in the TARDIS. Fine. It would be better to be there to supervise anyway. And I do have that huge ballroom that has been all but unused. Just let me 'park' it.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 01:43:06 UTC from web in context
  24. @loak I have no idea what you are talking about. But if there were a show about a hansome, brilliant, dashing, funny, brave, brilliant, chrismatic, and brilliant time travelling alien, I am sure it would be, uh, the word in on the tip of my tounge. It starts with a 'b'...

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 01:40:53 UTC from web
  25. @halfheart What? Why would... what? Don't do that. The universe has enough holes. Also you are going need something much bigger then a mass driver...

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 01:37:35 UTC from web in context
  26. @epictwo No TARDIS party I'm afraid. Can't risk it.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 01:36:19 UTC from web in context
  27. @halfheart Hello halfheart. How are you on this fine night that the lovely Luna has so graciously brought fourth?

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 01:29:50 UTC from web in context
  28. @vivthefeline That is something I have had to adjust since I gained extra legs. The secret is in these flexible pony lips.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 01:24:43 UTC from web in context
  29. @epictwo No parties in the TARDIS I'm afraid. I don't know if she could handle it. You ponies sure can party. The only race I have ever seen who could party as hard as ponies are the Carousing from Shindigia. And they are a race of talking party hats.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 01:20:42 UTC from web in context
  30. So I have been reading quite a few of these so called 'fan fictions' of me and I must say they are all simply brilliant.

    Wednesday, 06-Apr-11 21:14:27 UTC from web