Matt (zeldatra)

  1. Whatever algorithm The Sims 4 uses to generate dogs really likes making my neighbors adopt the world’s most disabled dogs

    about 3 minutes ago from web
  2. Ron DeSantis is like Mitt Romney except Mitt Romney made it all the way to November before realizing somebody lied to him

    about a day ago from web
  3. I work in a very Republican town in a very liberal county (the county was 70-30 Biden but I’m pretty sure the town itself was the inverse) and what’s crazy about that is that unlike virtually the rest of northern Virginia, the white moms are the republicans and the very elderly are the liberals. Just had a young woman shoot me a dirty look when I mentioned our staffing shortage being partly caused by historically low unemployment, while the elderly man speaking to me was telling me Texas needs to send all their immigrants up here if they don’t want them.

    about 4 days ago from web
  4. I woke up at 4am last night from a nightmare that I had been killed in a mass shooting and then immediately posted this image in a group chat with no context and then went back to sleep http://rainbowdash.net/url/876574

    about 5 days ago from web
  5. new insider rumors suggest Amy Schumer is attached to play Walt in the upcoming Breaking Bad remake

    about 7 days ago from web
  6. http://rainbowdash.net/url/876565 things are moving

    about 10 days ago from web
  7. “Are you better off now than when people were dying by the thousand and unemployment was at 10% and there were riots in the streets every other day” like yeah I think most people are

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  8. it is literally unfair to ask voters if they’re better off now than they were four years ago because four years ago nobody could go outside, which is why it’s mega confusing that the Trump campaign is asking the question anyway

    about 10 days ago from web
  9. If you ever feel bad about your job performance, just remember that Mitt Romney’s niece was chair of the Republican Party across eight years spanning two presidents and yet she didn’t preside over a single general election win for her party. That’s unheard of.

    about 11 days ago from web
  10. @scribus second-season Simpsons PG

    about 14 days ago from web in context
  11. This toon is ten minutes and is fully PG in content, might be the first time I’ve done something so long and so tame in about eight years

    about 14 days ago from web in context
  12. Kazuma Kiryu, a former yakuza debt collector: No, Mine, you don’t need to die to be redeemed!!
    Takayuki Yagami, a lawyer: Yeah grape kill yourself I don’t give a kiwi

    about 15 days ago from web
  13. my favorite parts in Judgment are the many parts where Kaito goes “Yo Tak I’ve got this sick plan to catch the bad guy” and then Yagami goes “cool but how are we gonna pull it off?” and Kaito goes “????? What are you asking me for??????”

    about 19 days ago from web
  14. As a spinoff I thought Judgment would be one of the shorter games but so far I’ve put more time into it than every other non-JRPG Yakuza except 0.

    about 19 days ago from web
  15. the year is 2024 and i never watched breaking bad, game of thrones, euphoria, or house of cards, i am immune to all forms of social pressure

    about a month ago from web
  16. people online will say i'm a left wing hack but i'm blocked both by the state GOP AND failed Democratic presidential candidate Dean Phillips on Twitter so I think I'm actually a very balanced hack

    about a month ago from web in context
  17. I am dissatisfied with the way x candidate has handled y issue, so I will be voting for his opponent who has promised to handle it even worse

    about a month ago from web in context
  18. @scribus fives got redpilled and he just tagged along, it's not his fault

    about a month ago from web in context
  19. if anybody's wondering what the worst thing i've ever animated is, it's that

    about a month ago from web in context
  20. http://rainbowdash.net/url/876554

    about a month ago from web
  21. I sound like Dennis from Always Sunny in this cartoon. Not on purpose. It just sort of happened. But I think people are gonna like it. They have to. Because of the implication.

    about a month ago from web
  22. Had to get a new phone number due to many frustrating circumstances that caused me to lose access to the old one, but then I got the old one back, so now I have two phone numbers like some kind of drug dealer. My new number belonged to some old lady that gave her number out to literally everyone and everything so the new number’s gotta go. I’ve been getting spam calls and texts nonstop all day.

    about a month ago from web in context
  23. like you can go online right now and read the obituary of the person that made the realistic anatomy mods and she did not die young i can tell you that much

    about a month ago from web
  24. The Sims modding community is kinda nuts because 90% of the biggest custom content creators are women in their 70s so in all likelihood that’s somebody’s granny making the sex mods

    about a month ago from web
  25. Also lmao at Chitose being banished to the shadow realm before the credits even roll because her actress is actually famous and is probably never coming back to the series and they scanned her face in so they’d have to pay her to even use the character again

    about a month ago from web
  26. what REALLY shocked me was that half of the romance options in IW just straight-up rape Kasuga and it's completely played for laughs! he gets assaulted like three times, and is arguably coerced the other two times!

    about a month ago from web
  27. i did end up beating infinite wealth and am making my way through the postgame, was a bit shocked that Chitose never becomes one of the romance options (unlike Saeko, who becomes romanceable towards the end of the last game), but then again maybe I shouldn't be shocked that Kasuga maybe doesn't want to be sexually involved with the person whose introduction to the series was putting rohypnol in his drink

    about a month ago from web
  28. Every time somebody important dies in this game I go “holy papaya!!” but then I remember that none of them were decapitated so they might just be in a three-game coma

    about 2 months ago from web
  29. But yeah for the most part it’s pretty good. Kaiji Tang is the Ichiban I imagine in my head

    about 2 months ago from web
  30. @adiwan it’s mad unfortunate in some cases, they face scanned Daniel Dae Kim for the triad boss but when he talks it’s not Daniel Dae Kim’s voice and Daniel Dae Kim is Ebina instead???

    about 2 months ago from web in context