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  1. GET YER JUNK HERE! Lemme see, we got fancy clothes, we got fruit, vegetables, minerals, other, you name it, we got it! Dunno why I'm saying "we", it's only me, but whatever. These deals won't last long, so get 'em while ya still can!

    Tuesday, 26-Apr-11 22:57:57 UTC from web
    1. @earflaps 'Ey! Are you tryin' ta make a mockery outta my firm? Tender Lender ain't no mom-an'-pop corner store, buddy!

      Tuesday, 26-Apr-11 23:03:08 UTC from web
      1. @furiotigre What? Who are you? I'm a travelling merchant! Jeez, don't get all moany with me. Equestria's a free country!

        Tuesday, 26-Apr-11 23:04:42 UTC from web
        1. @earflaps 'Oo am oi? 'Oo am OI!? Oi'm Furio Tigre, owner ah Tender Lender Loan Offices! An' youse in da place where oi'm puttin' up shop!

          Tuesday, 26-Apr-11 23:07:07 UTC from web
          1. @furiotigre Ya don't scare me, hedgehog-head! I've met tougher bunnies than you! I grew up in Fillydelphia, fer cryin' out loud!

            Tuesday, 26-Apr-11 23:09:37 UTC from web
            1. @earflaps Oi'm gonna gut you loike a fish, punk! *storms off*

              Tuesday, 26-Apr-11 23:10:30 UTC from web
              1. @furiotigre Buh-bye! Now where was I... oh, yeah. Anypony! Cheap goods here! Anypony? ...ah, forget it. I've gone two nights without food, a third can't hurt, right?

                Tuesday, 26-Apr-11 23:12:10 UTC from web
                1. @earflaps Hi, mister. *Shyly looks at cart* Wanna be friends?

                  Tuesday, 26-Apr-11 23:13:47 UTC from web
                  1. @franziskavonkarma Uh... sure. Why not. Can't hurt. Want anything?

                    Tuesday, 26-Apr-11 23:14:36 UTC from web
                    1. @earflaps Oh yeah! I want... I want to be a full human again please. *Tries to hide her mane*

                      Tuesday, 26-Apr-11 23:15:54 UTC from web
                      1. @franziskavonkarma Well, I might... wait what? A human? I, uh... You used to be human? I dunno if I can help you with that.

                        Tuesday, 26-Apr-11 23:17:29 UTC from web
                        1. @earflaps Yeah... I used to be like, super important. Then I came here and started forgetting stuff. I still look mostly human, as you can see, but... *Shows her untidy mane*

                          Tuesday, 26-Apr-11 23:19:45 UTC from web
                          1. @franziskavonkarma Well, I'm just a travellin' salesman. I don't know jack about how ta fix you. I mean... do YOU even know how to fix you?

                            Tuesday, 26-Apr-11 23:21:08 UTC from web
                            1. @earflaps You don't havta be such a meany about it...

                              Tuesday, 26-Apr-11 23:22:16 UTC from web