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  1. *resumes patrol*

    Thursday, 21-Apr-11 23:58:04 UTC from web
    1. @atticus Atti, look who's back, it's our pal @envy ! *whispers* fight envy with kindness, don't show any signs of jealousy to ANYONE

      Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:00:18 UTC from web
      1. @darkcore Hrm? Oh, okay. Eh... well, where is this @envy at?

        Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:01:53 UTC from web
        1. @atticus *points over to where Trixie and Envy are talking*

          Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:03:05 UTC from web
          1. @darkcore Ah, thank you. @envy You the new-pony in town? Glad to meet 'ya, 'names Gaius Atiius Lepidus, please, call me Atticus. How are you on this fine evening?

            Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:04:10 UTC from web
            1. @atticus *Faking sadness:* I'm so distressed, Sir! A mean thief took my special crystal away! Please... Can you get it back for me?

              Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:05:45 UTC from web
              1. @atticus *yelling* HEY, ATTI! That @envy freak isn't all he seems to be!

                Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:06:43 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
                1. @frostflow 'figured that, Frosty.

                  Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:07:58 UTC from web
              2. @envy Sorry sir, you'll have to ask the /Royal/ Guard for magic-related problems. I'm just the town's watch.

                Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:07:07 UTC from web
                1. @atticus *Pretends to cry* But... But it's reallyy important!

                  Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:07:51 UTC from web
                  1. @envy Sorry, 'outta my juristriction. But other then that, how are you? Where'd you come from? What's your full name? How's it going? What do you do in town? :D

                    Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:09:40 UTC from web
                    1. AAAGGHH! *Falls over from the attack* @atticus Please sir, my name is Emerald Envy and I came here from Manehattan... *points at @fialvert* and that guy just hit me! Can you arrest him?

                      Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:11:50 UTC from web
                      1. @envy Hold on a sec. @fialvert Lemme try to hand this... @envy *offers a hoof to help up* S'all right, I'm sure fialvert was just angry. C'mon, up n' at 'em, bud.

                        Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:14:34 UTC from web
                        1. @atticus Thank you sir, too kind... But please sir, he's obviously trying to harm everypony... I'd feel much safer with him imprisoned, or banished...

                          Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:15:43 UTC from web
                          1. @envy Seem's Darkcore already got 'em locked down. Erm- you seem troubled, *sits* aside from this incident, what's wrong?

                            Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:16:41 UTC from web
                            1. @atticus Other than my crystal getting stolen, everypony hates me... I bet it's jus 'cause I look different. Just 'cause I'm a zebra doesn't mean I'm an evil witch doctor or anything! *Pretends to cry some more* Even your famous librarian, what's her name, Sparklight Twinkle? Anyway, even she bullies me...

                              Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:19:07 UTC from web
                              1. @envy *glares* When I get out of here, I will personally destroy you.

                                Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:19:45 UTC from web
                                1. @fialvert You're not getting out til Envy's gone silly, not if I can help it

                                  Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:20:52 UTC from web
                                  1. @darkcore *points* LOOK IT'S WRATH!

                                    Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:22:05 UTC from web
                                    1. @twilight Nope, not gonna work Twi, I've gotten a lot more focused...

                                      Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:22:37 UTC from web
                                      1. @darkcore # DAMMIT I thought that'd work... # NO REALLY LOOK OVER THEIR HE'S KILLING MEWZS OMG THE HORROR!

                                        Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:24:14 UTC from web
                                        1. @twilight # Oh u!

                                          Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:24:51 UTC from web
                                        2. @twilight Nope...You're a bad liar

                                          Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:24:52 UTC from web
                                          1. @darkcore You're so dead when I get out of here. -_-

                                            Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:27:28 UTC from web
                                            1. @twilight You'll thank me later

                                              Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:28:25 UTC from web
                                              1. @darkcore Yeah I'll be thanking you after I ram that cape down your throat! Now PUT ME DOWN!

                                                Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:30:19 UTC from web
                                                1. @twilight Heheh, why didn't I think of this sooner *the bubble shimmers and now Twilight's voice frequency can't pass through*

                                                  Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:31:21 UTC from web
                                                  1. @darkcore YOU BETTER NOT be doing what I think *softer until there is no voice at all*

                                                    Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:33:06 UTC from web
                                    2. @twilight -glares- Twilight Sparkle, stop trying to get out of this. Unless you want to actually summon Wrath, I'd advise cooperation.

                                      Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:23:55 UTC from web
                    2. @atticus it's true, esmerald envy just came here from manehatten, I escorted him here you see, we're looking for a crystal, have you seen anypony with one? You see, it was a great family heirloom of his, and it was very dear to his heart. A pony stole it from him, and now he's trying to get it back y'see?

                      Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:17:24 UTC from web
                      1. @thegreatandpowerfultrixie I understand ma'am. But under Equestrian order 8-12 [Revision 5] I, as a member of the Town Guard, am not allowed to interfer with all items magical. That's handled by the Royal Guard, under Celestia's orders. @envy *gives a pat on the back* And that's sorry to hear, Emerald. Can I call you that?

                        Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:19:25 UTC from web
                        1. @atticus Everypony back home calls me Envy. But Emerald is fine, I heard Ponyville is on first-name basis...

                          Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:21:19 UTC from web
                          1. @envy *nods* Emerald it is! and just between you n' me: Me'thinks that Twilight is a bit mad at everypony. High-horse, you understand? As for everything else, we had another zebra round here. Name is Zecora, least I think it is. She's awefully nice and was a bit of an outcast when she first arived, ever talked to 'er? I'm sure you'd two would be great friends.

                            Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:23:30 UTC from web
                            1. @atticus Th.... Thanks.

                              Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:24:38 UTC from web
                              1. @envy S'no problem, heck, I'm on break. I'll join you 'round town. Ever tried the food 'round here? S'better than Canterlots by far. 'lotta good 'ol fashion, homemade pies n' cakes.

                                Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:26:07 UTC from web
                                1. @atticus Please could you do me a really big favour? I need some bread, some poison joke, some milk and an apple...

                                  Friday, 22-Apr-11 00:27:43 UTC from web